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 Blade is a Vampire hunter, although he himself is part Vampire, as his Mother was bitten before giving birth to him.

Blade kicks a lot of Vampire ass as the story of the 'Blood God' unfolds.

 GREAT.

Top action, loads of martial arts, loads of neat effects, top soundtrack (although I wouldn't recommed buying the soundtrack CD as it has completely unrelated music on).

Blade is cool!

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 A bug causes a bit of grief among the local grasshopper community.

Heads off to find great warriors to whip their asses. Instead finds a load of circus misfits.

Ants win in the end

 Great animation (although I didn't like the rain effect). Needed more A-list voices and variety of ant design.

Story is pretty poor. Like Antz and Toy Story a lot of the jokes are aimed at adults, but unlike the other films mentioned these jokes miss on most occasions.

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Lot's of other people end up as zombies too (which he also keeps in the cellar). Zombies get out - fun ensues.

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